Dead Meat...

While picking up my kids from a Primary activity today Katherine was stalling and not coming right away. I said (mostly to myself) but Thomas heard me say, " Katherine is dead meat!" and he came back with, " Yeah, she's dead meat, so we can eat her, right Mom?" Plus the other night for FHE we were singing I love to see the temple and there is the line that says , " A place of love and beauty" only Thomas was happily singing very noticeably and said, " a place of sleeping beauty" -- we all started laughing but tried not to make him feel bad.

Some Recent Funny Stuff !!!

****CAUTION :: Reference made to male anatomy -- so read on only if you're comfortable. **** Thomas who is 3 1/2 and is working on going to the bathroom (hopefully by himself REAL SOON!!) discovered that Heidi looked different then he did. Now all he can say is "Heidi has a different penis" And referring still to that region of the body: The other night I was giving the boys a bath and Thomas saw that Ethan was a boy just like him, and when I took Ethan out of the bathtub, he was facing towards where Thomas was at wrapped in a towel waiting to go get dressed and then he said screaming, " AWW Ethan has a PENIS!!" and Thomas proceeded to look down and said, "Mom, I've got a BIG penis"

Grrrrrr

I took Ethan to get his belated 1 year pictures taken even though he is 14 months now, and while we were in the studio trying to get the pictures taken, he started 'growling' at the photographer he did it a few times in a row and then she said, " Wo! he's gonna hock a loogie (sp?) at me!" Because that is exactly the sound he was making.