Bathrooms and tu-tu's

While standing outside the bathrooms in a local store, Ethan told me which door was for the girls and which one was for the boys.  I asked him how he knew, and he pointed to the girl one (the picture) and said, that "this one has a tu-tu and (while pointing to the other picture/door) and that one doesn't have a tu-tu".  

Which Man?

Mom said to Thomas, " I sure love my little man. "
Thomas said, " Ethan's your little man!"
Mom said, "Then who are you?"
Thomas said, " Your big man!"
 Mom said, "Then what's daddy?"
Thomas said, "Your GIANT man!"

Crackers Burp ...

While at church Ethan burped during the meeting. 
Katherine: " Ew, that's gross Ethan!"
Ethan: "That wasn't ME! It was the crackers!"