Tan vs. Bleach

A conversation between me and one of my daughters. 

Kaylee:  "See it's two different colors"
Mom(Me):  "What did you do, put a bandaid on it?"
Kaylee: " I put peroxide on it"
Me:  "You bleached your skin?"
Katherine: "Kaylee, usually people want to TAN their skin not BLEACH it!"  

A few funny updates

Most of the time I find myself posting these things straight to facebook, but I want to recommit to posting them here for everyone to come and read.  

So,  here are a few ---

The other day Ethan asked Chris (his dad) this question. "So, who do you think has a harder job, the Tooth Fairy or Santa Clause?"     

Ethan came walking from our bathroom hallway and said, "Thomas is IN the toilet"  

One night for dinner it was one child's turn for the prayer and this person said it, and then another child said, " No repetitious prayers"  And the child who said the prayer said, "It wasn't! This time I farted." 

Hid ..."e" what?

The other day Ethan was being really cute with Esther and came up rubbing her face gently and so sweetly said, "Esther, you are so hideous."    He had no clue what it meant until I explained it to him and then he said, "Mom, you are hideous!"  All I could do was laugh!