A few funny updates

Most of the time I find myself posting these things straight to facebook, but I want to recommit to posting them here for everyone to come and read.  

So,  here are a few ---

The other day Ethan asked Chris (his dad) this question. "So, who do you think has a harder job, the Tooth Fairy or Santa Clause?"     

Ethan came walking from our bathroom hallway and said, "Thomas is IN the toilet"  

One night for dinner it was one child's turn for the prayer and this person said it, and then another child said, " No repetitious prayers"  And the child who said the prayer said, "It wasn't! This time I farted." 

Hid ..."e" what?

The other day Ethan was being really cute with Esther and came up rubbing her face gently and so sweetly said, "Esther, you are so hideous."    He had no clue what it meant until I explained it to him and then he said, "Mom, you are hideous!"  All I could do was laugh!

Normal Pains ..

Tonight during Family Home Evening, Kaylee announced that she went skating for 4 hours on Saturday.  And I jumped in and said, "And she hasn't complained about hurting from it either."  And then Kaylee said while pointing to her calf, "Except for right here, but that's normal."  And then I said, " So just your calf hurts?"   

Then Heidi says, "She doesn't have a baby cow!"