6 Little Monkeys ....

Friday, April 25, 2008

Laugh Fest ---

Okay so I've actually be writing down the funny things that the kids have said over the last few days and here a few more: Just this morning: Heidi had used the bathroom, and apparently didn't wipe or rather make sure she didn't have any pee left on her and slid off from the seat and left "pee wet marks" on the seat. So Thomas was going to use the bathroom next and said," Heidi, you have to point your penis down in the toilet, not up by the seat." I about died laughing. Because in the past few days he's had problems with getting the urine on the seat because he isn't pointing himself down into the toilet. I then told him that " the girls don't have a penis." He laughed and said, "Yes, they do have penises." " No, son. They're different" Then last night: I was opening a birthday card and Heidi was watching me -- there was something inside and she said with such excitment, " MOM!! You got a BLUE DOLLAR!!" ( It was a check) She also said this about our dinner last night: "Mom, I don't like the crust, when it's hard a crusty!!" And no, I didn't burn the crust!! We had homemade pizza. April 19th, 2008 I was grabbing a container of Gerber applesauce for Ethan and Thomas said, " I'm not a BABY! I can have REAL applesauce" April 20th, 2008 "I'm Ready! But I just need to get dressed." April 23, 2008, Thomas: "Mommy, I have a crack!" Pointing to a hole in the knee of his pants. April 24th, 2008 Kaylee was already dressed for school and Thomas piped in with, "No Kaylee you're not SLOW, you're TOO SLOW!"

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Belly Crack

Yes so lately, Thomas has been going around and seeing any parts of the body that make a slight crease, and says, " I see your belly crack!!" And then later in the day he said, " there's no more belly crack, 'cause I ate it all!"

Thursday, April 3, 2008

I got a 100 !!

When I picked Heidi up from school today, she got into the car and was going through her homework folder and found a paper. She got all excited and said, " MOM!! I GOT A 100!! " I asked, " On what?" " I don't know, .... on a paper!" Then she told me that it was for her spelling test that she took this week. But just to her how she was so excited about a 100 and didn't know exactly what it was for at first was quite funny to me, who happens to be her mother.