Christmas might be cancelled.

Yesterday (Dec 4th) while driving to pick up the girls from school.

 (in the most pathetic, I don't feel good voice possible)
Thomas:  I don't feel good Mom.  I think I'm going to be sick on Christmas.  (slight pause) I think we'll have to cancel Christmas.

Mom:  WHAT?? Cancel Christmas ?? Are you crazy.  Why? 

Thomas start laughing like crazy.  And he kept a serious sick looking face the whole time.